Tweeking

when someone is acting goofy/stupid and different from when they usually do. this word originates from the tiktok sound, ‘Am i tweeking?’ where someone is usually in disbelief by the way they’re acting or thinking. Sort of like saying ‘Am i stupid right now?’.

“Bro, imma be honest shes fine as hell.”
“Nah you’re tweeking for real.”

by therealgreatestofalltime December 16, 2022

Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024

face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

Ninja-Tweeting

The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.

Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!

Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.

by maxamillianimus January 26, 2012

Temper tweeting

Temper tantrum-like tweets when someone rants on Twitter because they don't get his or her way.

President Trump started temper tweeting his outrage when his executive orders were challenged in court.

by Mamdfm February 9, 2017

basement tweeting

When you live in the basement at your parents house and troll extra hard to make yourself feel better about life. Everyone who trolls extra hard is assumed to be basement tweeting

You see all those troll comments? Basement tweeting alive and well.

by Crack pipe, snort stick June 9, 2017

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017