Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Tuscan Dry Rub

The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.

Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?

by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017

Tuscumbia

Small town in Alabama, named after a Chickasaw Indian chief. Home to Ivy Green

( a.k.a. birthplace of Helen Keller) Fame Recording Studios, worst roads in Alabama, Alabama Music Hall of Fame and good ol Spring Park. Was considered one of the nicest place to live a quiet comfortable life in Alabama and you'll find it on most lists of nice Alabama towns, but thats changing fast with recent crime. A 19 year old shot himself after shooting two others in a robbery, some highschool kids got caught robbing at gunpoint and a lady got stabbed a block away from the highschool, almost everyone does drugs if they don't sell them but id narrow that down to there being nothing to do due to the 20 boutiques downtown unless youre a rich white girl then its pretty nice. But the people are generally nice and welcoming and theres always somewhere to walk

Cant think of where Helen Keller was born? If you ever talk to someone from Tuscumbia you'll never have to worry about that because you'll never fucking forget it. Oh and walking down one of the shitty, havent been repaved in 30 year, backroads will make you feel like you're blind.

by DoWeHaveAnyMoreBatteries February 27, 2019

Tuscaloosa Tightrope

The act of engaging in intercourse with a foley catheter in place.

Patient: “Hey doc, can I still slam the ol’ lady with this thing in my dick?”

Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”

by LynchVegas August 23, 2019

Tuscaloosa county high school

Tuscaloosa County high school- a school in Tuscaloosa alabama filled with nicotine addicted people. The school with the most whores.

*Sees a person vaping*
Oh you must go to tuscaloosa county high school!

by Nibba little February 26, 2020

Tuscumbia hot and trot

The Tuscumbia hot and trot is a mild aphrodisiac taken on Prom Night to “help things along.”

Mandy was a little timid for her date with Mark, so she took a little Tuscumbia hot and trot, plus a vaginal lubricant.a

by evil gym sock January 25, 2023

Scarlet Tunic

A meat tunic that's covered in boils, blisters, scabs, and rashes. Often found on the larger, unwashed lady.

The sight of her scarlet tunic made me spew, no way was I going down on her after seeing that

by lick-my-axe May 13, 2022