Tusic

1) A word that Israelis use to address each other.
Actually a brilliant word that has infinite definitions and meanings. The word can be used in almost any situation and still, it will always make sense.

2) A greeting in Hebrew, a way of telling one you really like him.

"Hey josh, you're one of my best friends, you're a true tusic indeed"

"Tusic! Whats'up!?"

Roei: "Tusic!"
Josh: "Yeah bro?"
Roei:"Yo tusic mama is in love with me and my tusic."

by Optibeat July 23, 2009

Tusic

Music that is trash

Plays song
Person 1: Bro this is straight tusic
Person: Yeah.. you right.

by SupEduPEez! November 3, 2021

Tusic

i mean its music and bread, two of mankind's most beloved things
music that plays from a toaster

Ron: "where tf is that music coming from"

Pon: "the toaster dipshit"

Ron: "omg its Tusic"

by RyanTheApple August 19, 2022

Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014

Tuscan Mudslide

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.

"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."

by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Tuscan

Tuscan is the official language of Italy, San Marino and Switzerland. It is the real name of what is commonly known as Italian. In the Italic Peninsula many dialects of Latin appeared and the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence became the official language of the whole Italian territory.
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca, I've been told that your grandpa is Italian.
Luca: Hehe, yes. Did my father tell you about it?
Ezekiel: Yes, he did.
Luca: Well, you now know why I have been christened with a Tuscan name.

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006