Turtle

Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)

This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.
by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018
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Turtleness

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.
by AJR fan June 23, 2018
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Turtle

In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face
When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell
by Narvie July 17, 2005
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Turtle

A charismatic megafauna that teaches people the benefit of patience, sticking their necks out, and being comfortable in their own shell.
Friend: I don't know... I just want it all now.
You: Dude channel your inner turtle.
by Zepolness November 24, 2015
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turtle

Rolling your surfboard over to allow a large wave to pass over you.
That set was gnarly, I had to turtle twice to get past that lineup.
by Wave Kiper August 01, 2006
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turtle

Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
by iamthyturtle January 12, 2012
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Turtle

Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.
My girl loves the idea of me giving her a nasty turtle
by daking May 31, 2005
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