Turtleness

Ryan Metzger

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.

by AJR fan June 22, 2018

Turtle

Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)

This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.

Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.

by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018

Turtle

In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face

When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell

by Narvie August 5, 2005

Turtle

A charismatic megafauna that teaches people the benefit of patience, sticking their necks out, and being comfortable in their own shell.

Friend: I don't know... I just want it all now.
You: Dude channel your inner turtle.

by Zepolness February 1, 2016

turtle

Rolling your surfboard over to allow a large wave to pass over you.

That set was gnarly, I had to turtle twice to get past that lineup.

by Wave Kiper July 31, 2006

turtle

Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.

"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"

by iamthyturtle January 13, 2012

Turtle

Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.

My girl loves the idea of me giving her a nasty turtle

by daking June 5, 2005