The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

Cordial Turnpike

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

kentucky turnpike

When you're in the act of pissing into a jar and then fucking the jar.

"Bro things got wild last night, I pulled a Kentucky Turnpike "

"Woah sweet."

by asha7 November 15, 2016

african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis

kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower

by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018

Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

Hershey Turnpike

Something that a man and a woman do together while two hundred miles are between them. And air dance of permisquous notation. Also known as the love dance. You know who you are .

Ty and Livvy Hershey turnpikes for hours in their bedrooms. Lots of love was made.

by Tyrone03 September 4, 2012