The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

Baghdadi turnpike

When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.

Me and Dave accidentally visited the Baghdadi Turnpike last Wednesday with Michelle

by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023

Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.

Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!

by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021

Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.

Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!

by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023

Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016

african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis

kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower

by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018

Turnpike Cruiser

A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.

Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).

by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022