turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

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Turnissa

Turnissa is a loving person she can be very mean at times but she’s sweet when you give her what she wants ,can be very freaky in the bed ,you don’t want to get on her bad side because she’ll really tell you about yourself..Beautiful intelligent person good vibes,has a beautiful smile and is not to tall but a good height,she got a fat ass !

Go fuck yourselves #turnissa

by Layla Crawford October 22, 2019

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turnip snouts

Dismay or shock learning of an event.
Similar to "wowsers" or "bollocks".
Can also be used positively.

"Did you hear? MARDEK IV is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

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Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.

We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip

by Almost_careful August 26, 2013

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mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

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