trumpitis

A condition where a person talks trash about someone or something, while at work, and expects no consequences.

Joe got fired today. He caught a case of trumpitis.

by HBIC5224 July 14, 2016

trumptease

An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.

The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.

by Wryface March 22, 2017

trumpetblowers

A catchy nickname for the profusion of whistleblowers who are sounding more like a trumpet now.

The Trumpster has certainly brought the patriot trumpetblowers, en masse, out of the woodwork!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

mudd trumpet

to blow air into someones butthole causeing them to fart or shit it back out

i gave him a mudd trumpet last night

by JoeBot11 February 4, 2008

Piss Trumpet

A deep blast of a fart sounded while at the urinal.

See urinal fart.

I just sounded the piss trumpet while taking a quick piss.

by e_let October 14, 2009

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

butt trumpet

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

by litchick48 July 27, 2010