Tampshots

When a female soaks a tampon into liquor or beer to become inebriated faster.

OH man, those tampshots messed me up last night

by witchdoctorzzz May 24, 2009

Tramp Nosh

1) Discarded, half eaten kebabs that are strewn through the streets near bars after 2am at weekends.

2) Oral sex performed on someone in a park/carpark/shop doorway. A person does not necessarily have to be a tramp to perform or receive Tramp Nosh but it is reasonable to assume that at least one participant may be, due to the scabby choice of location.

1) "I can't eat this doner, I'm gonna puke. Do you want it?"
"Nah, throw it down, man. Let it become tramp nosh."

2) Claire regretted her choice to remain sober and be the designated driver as soon as she approached her car and noticed, all too clearly, the gentleman reclining against it, recieving an enthusiastic tramp nosh from a woman in pink pvc and hair glitter.

by MagickDio July 8, 2011

trampkin

A discarded napkin already used by a bum/tramp/dero in McDonalds. For it to qualify as a trampkin, you have to use it to clean your hands or mouth by mistake (or on purpose).

That's not mine... it belonged to that bum who was sitting across the table. Gross, you just used a trampkin on your face!!

Jeez, Heidi, you let me use that stank trampkin without saying anything!

by dibasic January 1, 2012

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

Taco-tramp

taco-slut: a female, typically of caucasian origin who is extremly attracted to Mexican men.

Girl 1-"OH my god that mexican guy is so hot!"
Girl 2-"Jeez Angel your such a Taco-tramp."

by Logiebear1993 March 21, 2010

Cosby Kid Trampoline

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

ur gramp a tramp

The worst of all. Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, AND ur granny tranny.

Dan: ur mom gay

Mike: oh yeah, well your gramp a tramp.

Dan: *dies*

by xXThe_Banana_Eater69Xx March 11, 2018