trainwreck

a broken penis caused by interference with an object or excessive friction similar to railway cars that fold when they run into a car. a trainwreck can occur when a penis runs into a dry vagina or anus or foreign object inserted into either of the aformentioned orifices.

dude, bob's in the hospital with a trainwrecked dick!

by dirtybeard August 25, 2009

Trainwreck

An obvious Trannie, or transexual, someone who was born one gender, but later in life changed to the other.

Hey, dude! Did you see Matt making out with that trainwreck?!

by whattup August 7, 2008

Trainwreck

A sexual maneuver in which the male defecates into the females mouth, and then proceeds to slam her face into a wall.

Don: Man I was doin some fetish shit with this really hot girl, and i gave her a trainwreck

Eric: Legit!

by Akhmed Khazir January 26, 2009

Trainwreck

Two extremely hot girls who:
1. if you've met, you'll never forget or
2. if you haven't met, you'd better watch out for.
Also known for hysterical antics at parties, passing out in random dudes' beds, and generally being awesome.

"C&C are so damn hot...I wanna be in the path of THAT trainwreck."

by totallyawesome September 4, 2005

Trainwanker

Some one who uses a train everyday

Fam did yu see that yute getting a train that yute's a trainwanker blud

by Mr.lickyourgurlstoes August 29, 2017

trainsvestite

A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").

Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Trainwreck

When you cum so hard your dick feels like its about to explode

Oh fuck baby keep going AGHH *Cums* holy shit that was a trainwreck

by hskjdghuehskjdhf March 12, 2019