topsiding

Having a sunny/positive outlook.

"Say what you want man... you can't bring me down. I'm just chillin here, topsiding."

by GiantMike14 February 9, 2014

Camp Timber Tops

The best freakin' town in the entire world. CA's 2006 will always have a place in my heart.

"...Friends, friends, friends we will always be..."

by Hannah February 8, 2005

Topsy-pervy

When you Jerkoff upside-down so as to ejaculate in ones face.

It was a windy day so I gave myself a topsy-pervy.

by Dnice456 September 27, 2019

topstop

when the sub is too cute and the dom stops functioning for a second

Wait a minute I've entered topstop.

by RoyalEntity March 18, 2021

bloody tops

The best ever, something that goes unparalleled.

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!

by Chellos September 26, 2007

Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004

Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

by Talmanes December 9, 2008