Torres

A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.

1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"

by pyramidMan September 19, 2011

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butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

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turrets

exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!

by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005

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Torres Strait

A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.

Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?

Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai

Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!

Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.

by Suck My Kakurr August 16, 2010

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