Torque

1) A measurment of strength, power, speed, skill, or any physical quality in general.

2) A rating scale used to rate a girls' looks or body.

3) Morning wood.

Antonym- Torqueless

1)"He can only bench press 115, so he's got no torque."

2)"Oh, she's got torque!"

3)"Man, I had major torque this morning."

by Bignig9000 July 22, 2012

toqueerto

A gay Hispanic male.

Guy A: Jose is such a toqueerto
Guy B: I know, right?
Jose: jess I am, want to go blow some dudes?
Guy A/B (simultaneously): NO! you fucking toqueerto

by XxAleXx May 18, 2013

troquet

Pronounced (Tro-Kay)
1) To screw someone out of money; to back out of an agreement in a deceitful manner; shady business dealing with dishonorable associates.
2) the action or practice of deceiving someone by concealing or misrepresenting the truth.

3) A false French pretension of quality and importance without substance.
4) Smiling in ones face while stabbing them in the back.
5) An attempt to pass off something that is of bad quality
6) An attempt to cloak something that is evil or ugly; something that is gilded.
7) Trying to serve a bad product, such as bad food, through the means of trickery.
8) A putrified French stew; spoiled food.

"Man, that place screwed all of its employees, They got troqueted!"
"I don't think this deal is safe. It looks pretty shady to me. I'd back out or they're going to troquet your ass!"
"That dude threw a lot of fancy French words around but everyone knew he was full of shit! Dude is a total troquet!"
"That bitch smiled in my face and gave me the troquet"
"a troquet of deceit"
"That place totally sold us a bunch of crap. We got troqueted!"
"I opened up the pan and there was a troquet of rotten food".

by ThievesAmongUs February 14, 2014

taqueasha

Taqueasha is a nice,kind,caring,loving,young woman.she love to give and don't never expect to get back.Taqueasha,is a loyal person she is a leader.Taqueasha love money, gold, trust, power, kids, and I'm blessed to give the real definition of Taqueasha,i love me, and I love the world more!!

Taqueasha meaning :i only trust in my self, I only trust in Taqueasha

by Quee June 1, 2017

ass torqued

when a dude gives it to you in the ass a little too hard

John: "KT why are you having such a hard time sitting down?"

KT: "I got ass torqued last night..."

by gogators1088 June 19, 2012

spot torque

The exertion of enough force on a wrench, ratchet handle, tire iron, etc. to cause the person applying this force to see "spots". (Sometimes called "floaties") If the applied force continues, it is followed by a blackout.

Goddammit!!! Who's the spot torque artist who put these lug nuts on? They shoulda just welded them.

by photojim April 3, 2013

torquemada

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torqumada

The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade

by Dr Evil March 12, 2003