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Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.
Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."
by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021
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Sloppy Toppy Exchange

When two individuals take turns pleasing each other with oral sex
Damn bro that sloppy toppy exchange was wild last night she had me thinking about unsneaking our link
by Duckum January 18, 2022
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gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
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FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 22, 2023
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Sloppy Toppy

It goes by many names, head, blow job, and many more. Including Sloppy Toppy
I got Sloppy Toppy from a girl with pink hair
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)
Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!
by 6ato April 24, 2024
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sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside
friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024
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