Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

tooz

a term used to describe being incredibly high in northern virginia

z= being high, weed

when you say you are tooz you are saying you are too "z"

dude i am so tooz right now

by NoVA user February 5, 2010

Tooba

Arabic name for a tree in Heaven.

Its in the damn Koran. Look it up. Bitches.

by Jenna December 5, 2003

toobis

1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.

Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"

by AllUltima February 20, 2005

tooble

A really cool and outgoing person. He/she has a lot of friends and gets along with everyone. Everyone wants to be a tooble

Patrick: Brittney, you are a tooble!

Brittney: Aww, shucks :)

by hotpuertorican May 11, 2010

Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.

1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."

by Jules456 February 4, 2010

Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.

Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again

by Notatumah! August 18, 2013