a term used to describe being incredibly high in northern virginia

z= being high, weed

when you say you are tooz you are saying you are too "z"
by NoVA user February 5, 2010
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UK slang for a vape, it can also be used to ask for a hit of something e.g. a vape or cigarette
"yo bro you got a tooz? mine just died"
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Toozing is the word used when a woman is going to the bathroom for number Two.
Office Manager: oh boy, I will be in the bathroom Toozing. those tacos are not sitting well!

Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.
by office guy July 27, 2010
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A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"

"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."
by Audwald February 14, 2009
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