Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.

Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again

by Notatumah! July 10, 2013