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Tobias

Tobias is an athletic person who is most likely to play any string instrument. He is gorgeous and very funny. Everyone likes him and nobody really knows if he has a girlfriend. But you can be very sure that he has because nobody wants to miss a Tobias.

If you know anyone whose name is Tobias: go get him you will not regret it;)
Aw Tobias is just amaying!
by Musical5 May 20, 2019
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Tobias

A Tobias is usually a tall person, with a funny personality who cares for his peers. He can be anxious at times, but usually enjoys a laugh and has a joke around every now and then. A Tobias is usually very sporty and enjoys rugby mostly. They usually come from very complicated backgrounds.
He's called Tobias becuase he loves Rugby!
by Katie Becks December 20, 2015
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tobiz

Tobiz is the sexiest beast you will ever encounter. He gets billions of babes. every girl and boy in the world wants tobiz for themselves.
"wow, look at the billions of babes that tobiz has. I'm jealous."
by OhSnickers Gaming June 2, 2016
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Toobin

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”
by iAMGorman October 19, 2020
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Toobin

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020
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Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
by Gaijinman October 21, 2020
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Tobism

The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.
"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."
by Chababi May 25, 2019
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