No Tomatoes

The simplified version or explanation of something complicated. Originated from "no tomatoes on my spicy chicken sandwich."

Give me the no tomatoes explanation why the stock market crashed in 2008/2009.

by Mr. Mauritius June 17, 2013

tomatoed

I word that David "Fuzzy" Garber likes to post twice.

David "Fuzzy" Garber will get tomatoed if he posts it one more time.

by Shang November 29, 2003

tomatoe

a word used by geeks that is placed at the end of a sentance (could be used as a full stop)




ben .. your a tomatoe head

OGM WTF ree ree head tomatoe

by Serpent February 28, 2005

tomatoed

To get squished or squashed so hard that your blood squirts out like a tomato.

I made fun of Mr. T, and he tomatoed me.

by David "Fuzzy" Garber November 27, 2003

tomato can

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

by B@lth@z@r June 18, 2017

chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

by triggerboston August 3, 2012