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Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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toilet roll chupacabra

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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Toilet Shitter

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom
"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
by yuzxixu June 3, 2020
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Toilet sniff

The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.
Was that you toilet sniffing before?
by 0h0k July 16, 2021
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Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.
Tim has been riding the toilet all morning
by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016
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destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a made-up syndrome used to refer to kindergarteners who like unfunny and stupid.
You see that unfunny kid?
Yea i do He has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome
by toasterman332 August 25, 2023
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