Totempole

The act of group suicide by stacking each other's heads on-top of eachother and shooting a single bullet through all participants heads going from the bottom up through the top

Did you hear about the 25 guys on the men's dungeons and dragons team that all totempoled themselves. What a tragedy.

by Irish-frenchman November 12, 2018

Terry Toeman

The Toeman is an urban myth. He is a foot loving man with intimidating green hair so he blends in with his surroundings. He is a very dominant person standing at 7’9 towering all the children he can get his grubby little hands on. He is very seductive and has many women at his disposal. He will grope and grab at your toes. Inventor of the tingers, he is top of the FBI most wanted. And you are at the top of his most wanted ;)

Woman “he is following me.”

Man “who is?”
Woman “Terry toeman.”
Woman *gets captured*

by Talula toeman March 5, 2021

Tokem

Any cookie enhanced by the loveliness of marijuana. Especially molasses spice cookies and not to be confused with special brown.

I pulled a bag of tokems outta my jacket pocket, popped one in me mouth and the games began!

by CoSud November 21, 2006

Holly-Faith Todman

Beautiful inside and out living all out for god an amazing friend that cares for you.

Holly-Faith Todman lives all out for god...lets do the same!
Wow that was so holly-faith todman
You are such a holly-faith todman friend

by Lemonchiller June 21, 2011

todomatsu

The living embodiment of pure hell fire from the wrath of satan himself. He was the brother from the anime Osomatsu-San that shouldn't exist.

The world would be much nicer is todomatsu wasn't around

by Choromatsu worshipper November 24, 2017

todmorden

a pseudonym for inbred hell hole

your mom is your sister and you live on a coucil estate in todmorden

by subdeviant February 8, 2010

African Totem Pole

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.

Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks

by Easter Eggs July 17, 2007