We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. by john0512 March 29, 2021

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

Later Today and Tomorrow

Sometime in the next week or two

WOTC will announce an announcement of a future announcement later today and tomorrow

Later Today and Tomorrow by PercZ May 21, 2020

Jimin today 

Someone who takes the longest to get ready

“Susan’s doing a Jimin today”

Jimin today by Starmy February 10, 2019

I was Frozen Today! 

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.

Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"

I was Frozen Today! by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.

Arianna: “Not today”

Lexi: “of course lol”

not today by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017