toby 

a MUG! from cockney rhyming slang toby jug!

"look at that toby" something like that

toby by deanobalino September 11, 2007

toby 

tool, fool, un cool

you are such a toby

toby by jkghkmcg October 9, 2008

Toby 

Hot boy that everyone wants to date, can be slightly cocky sometimes but dont matter as hotness overpowers all bad traits. Hes nice, he cares, and Lily Elser(me) is lucky were dating ;)))))))

Woah, Its Toby, omg hes so hot!

Toby by RawrXxLilyxrwaR December 30, 2016

toby 

to dump girls and make them cry

"Toby has dumped so many girls in his life, can't he not be a playa anymore?"

toby by blah152328 December 26, 2008

toby 

Milne's word. Scottish slang for dick. Variations;

toby, tobi.

Oi hacker, you fucking toby (tobi). /ban

toby by Brake October 7, 2007

toby 

The act of goat intercourse, common in peasant European countries and parts of Wales. Often accompanied by high-pitched squeals and Radiohead music. Usually associated with closet gays.

My primary school teacher got caught tobying last night.
I fancy a good toby tonight.

toby by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

Toby 

One of large foot and larger lack of proprioception, ungainly movement is not uncommon in specimens and most exhibit a duck like waddle to their running motion. Studies from the University of Loughborough have demonstrated the Toby's inability to retain liquid in any specified vessel. This incapacity for liquid retention also stretches to his bladder, with unnaturally regular bathroom visits during films that often arise during moments of social importance. These include the climactic scenes from features and debates concerning specific armoured vehicles and other military hardware. Like the Tobiathan, the Toby is capable of surprisingly deep slumber and during this will terraform the local atmosphere with his hideous lung capacity.
"Magic snort snort"
"My legs are as strong as hard bedrock"
"I have a head of iron!"
"No, I take"
"They're no match for droidekas!"
"Nobody tells him what to do! Nobody! ahahahahahaaaaaa"

"Toby you have spilt your drink on my feet, AGAIN!"

Toby by "The rake" Simpsons Movie April 28, 2014