ass n titties

The best two things in the world.

Damn, I need some ass n titties.

by anon. December 8, 2004

Tittie Baby

A chiefly southern expression used as a derogatory term towards someone who is acting unusually whiney, timid, or otherwise cowardly.

Quit being such a tittie baby and go kick that rottweiler in the nuts!

by Mark March 24, 2004

burger titties

Breast that have succumbed to the pressure of gravity that hang lower than the average breast making the breast highly more edible, and to be held like a burger.

Niagra (a.k.a. Big Mandy a.k.a. Splat Pack) enjoys licking, slurping, and biting toppings off her burger titties such as sauteed onions, Cool Whip, and of course, cheese whiz.

by OG Crandall Vanwinkle July 2, 2010

bomb-ass titties

A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.

"Holy shit, is that Mark's little sister?"
"Yeah man, she's got some bomb-ass titties"

by porneggs May 22, 2006

titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.

this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009

Titties on the Glass

-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"

Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!

by JFost December 14, 2010

Tittiest

The person with the biggest tits in a group of people.

“That girl is the tittiest girl I know.”

by CreedBratton4Lyfe July 2, 2019