two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Demon-timing

When you or somebody do something tuff or go crazy.

Bro, he got beat up, then went on demon-timing and beat up all of them.

by Kwenu April 29, 2021

Tomlining

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping

Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

Tomlinson

A large and plump ass worn by a male.

Girl one: Man he has a nice ass.

Girl two: What a tomlinson.

by theaccent October 13, 2013

two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

by WAlexM June 17, 2007

Tomlined

Consistent history of coaching a team to play down to an obvious lesser opponent only to find themselves on the losing end of the game, while the fans are left questioning what just happened.

Dec 27 2015 the surging Pittsburgh Steelers (9-5) played the slumping Balitmore Ravens (4-10) to clinch a playoff spot only to be Tomlined.

by TheWorldAsISeeIt April 22, 2016

tomlinator

the straight louies

person 1→ are you a tomlinator?
person 2→ no im gay

by louis'hoe December 8, 2020