Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.
Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
by Gray Jack September 25, 2007
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Get the timberlane mug.A term referring to man that dresses in the new found style of former boy-bander Justin Timberlake. Ensemble usually consists of ill-fitted Fedora, large tie, and sneakers. (Usually of the Chuck Taylor variety). Also, believes he can sing, has single-handedly brought sexy back, and can dance to no matter what music is playing.
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"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."
by Batrastard August 1, 2003
Get the timberlake mug.Vince Timberlake allsow known as Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake or Erik Ponti is a complite "Spännis" and he's the coolest guy on earth. Much cooler then ckham, Nick Carter or the Lion King. He kicks ass!!
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by Vince November 6, 2003
Get the Vince Timberlake mug.A wanna-be "down" singer who ditched his band, and got sum hot beats from timbaland, and tried to pass the shit off as legit. He gets two thumbs down for turning on Janet at the superbowl by making it seem like he knew nothing about it. I will never by his music again, unless another n'sync album is released, because those are the guys who has his back. Im glad that he isnt with Britney snymore, cause I stil love her...
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