Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009

Timberline High School, Boise, ID

A school in Boise, Idaho known to be infested with mind-numbing amounts of jocks and douchenozzles. Spending a typical day in the halls of Timberline, you will hear phrases such as "money" and "shit was so cash brah", and witness the slow, painful retardation of modern society.

I went to Timberline High School, Boise, ID and felt like I became a cast member on Jersey Shore.

It's a Timberline thing.

I went to Timberline high sch - no, wait, don't walk away! I'm different from them, I swear!

by classof2009 January 17, 2011

timberland up

To kick or step on someone, using timberland boots.

"yo if that chick don't pay me she gonna get timberland up"

by johnny doe May 13, 2005

timberley

The boss. Straight up one pimp ass mutha fucka.

Yo, thats the Timberley.

Timberley, enough said.

by jinxlikealynx March 3, 2010

Timber Texting

Texting while shitting on the toilet.

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.

by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011

Camp Timber Tops

The best freakin' town in the entire world. CA's 2006 will always have a place in my heart.

"...Friends, friends, friends we will always be..."

by Hannah February 8, 2005

Timberlow

The man of your dreams. The one with the beasty cock that you want to marry.

"Have you met your timberlow yet?"

by N'R April 15, 2009