Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
Get the National Tidy Toy Daymug. the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.
There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.
by climate james October 21, 2010
Get the virtual tidyingmug. When something is so extremely ridiculous, ie: birkin bags costing upwards of 9k (loud), but also ingrained into society as the norm. Tidily.
by rawrepicwinsicles July 24, 2016
Get the Tidy-Loudmug. A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018
Get the George tidymug. Expression for when your mind and thoughts are so disorganized, that your first coping mechanism is cleaning everything around you.
- I can't believe Jacob's cleaning his room, he never does that!
- He's been tidying inside and outside due to grandma's death
- He's been tidying inside and outside due to grandma's death
by TheelecPony December 5, 2024
Get the Tidying inside and outsidemug. A fat gay ginger pig who sucks his dog of then molests his dad for food stamps then eats his mums booty .
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018
Get the George tidymug. by Whalix March 20, 2017
Get the roblox tidiesmug.