Trenchcoat

A knee to ankle length jacket that repels rain and human beings. In a cultural example of Batesian mimicry (that is, a non-venemous species evolving to resemble a venemous one), you don't even need an actual concealed weapon underneath.

My trenchcoat keeps people from fucking with me. I still carry a blade too just in case.

by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

trench licker

Point blank ....Lesbian

Rosie is a trench licker.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.

That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...

by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011

trench war

When two people have a thumb war up someones butthole

Ex: Mark: Yo dude how did it go with two guys and one girl last night?Did you get any action?
Luke: Let's just say i am boss at trench wars
Mark: beanz

by mykittenwearsmittens January 12, 2011

Trenchers

The loyal fans of the pop/punk/rock band, Marianas Trench.

A group of 100 Trenchers is called a TrenchFam.

"If I could marry all you Trenchers.. I would" Mike Ayley (bass player in MT).

by MTrencherX October 18, 2012

Mexican trench war

When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.

One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.

by giventofly November 6, 2009