Talan Pitts

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.

You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.

by 1561 March 19, 2017

bottomless pitt

Refers to da unlimited spending-possibilities dat exist for procuring "Handsome Brad" merchandise, such as movies-on-disc, t-shirts and other clothing, publications, portrait-branded foods and other consumer-products, etc.

Several excited movie-star fans have tried to convince me to invest in celebrity-themed collectables, but I've always told them that it's just a bottomless pitt.

by QuacksO June 8, 2021

Brad Pitt

The FitMC Definition, Adolf Hitler

Saying “Hitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”

by ion0320 November 4, 2019

Jim Pitts

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.

"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

pulling a Pitt

When a guy stays with a high maintenance, high impact woman, despite her numerous kids and unsettling quirks, because the sex is just THAT good.

Jack is totally pulling a Pitt on Diane. He told me she bought another china doll last week, and her daughter knocked over his new Harley.

by TheTempest January 30, 2009

Pitt Fiend

Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.

"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

jasmine pitts

Is a girl , shy at first but when u get 2 be apart of her she is really a load mouth. She is also very pretty usually she has brunette hair with blue eyes . She is very very athletic . She is also very pretty. She is very very tall. She is brave , not scared of anyone or anything. Her favorite color is blue or green.

Guy 1:"She is so athletic , that has 2 be jasmine."

Guy 2:"She is so pretty that is jasmine , u can tell from her pretty blue eyes."

athletic tall pretty shy a little #8 jasmine pitts strong

by Softballchick#8 October 10, 2013