Five across the eye

all five finger being slapped across some ones eye. no matter if it is left or right.

"If you keep talking back i'll give you five across the eye!"

by Revan Ecks August 11, 2006

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004

five to the frown

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.

Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.

by Gnomercy September 28, 2006

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

by TerribleDH March 20, 2011

Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

by circuit_38 December 14, 2009

five across the eyes

To slap some one with all five fingers and put wrist into it to make sure it stings

When the nasty bout touched me on my booty i gave him five across the eyes

by O'So Krispie October 26, 2005