CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

by dontmindmyusernamebitch August 29, 2020

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

The Thalwil Two-Step

The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.

I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.

by Jon McDougal Stamerica December 15, 2008

the big two

In the hot dog world, hot dog enthusiasts refer to ketchup & mustard as the "big two".

"What would you like on your dog?"
"Raw... No wait! The big two!"

by nortydud October 25, 2015

The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017