Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.
Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.
Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.
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Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.
Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.
Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
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"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."
Fear the turtle
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