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Sandmanned

When a media outlet intentionally gaffes to make an untrue statement and dodge prosecution for libel.
CBS News reported on 11/11/2021 "Kyle Rittenhouse testified in his murder trial yesterday, breaking down in tears as he told the jury he murdered two men at a Black Lives Matter protest last year in self-defense."
CBS just Sandmanned themselves on Twitter.
by SailbadTheSinner November 11, 2021
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Sandman

Sandman

A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010
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Sandman

Sandman - Notorious Meth cook from Ellwood Pennsylvania. Tragically got busted in March, 2011
Methhead 1: Dude have you had the sandman’s meth?
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
by varg belsonius jr September 6, 2023
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Sandman

a man who will sand you car, door, hook, hand, or a man.
Sandman, man me a sand, make me the cutiest car door hook hand.
by anonymous March 13, 2021
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sandman hump

Having doggy style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, getting cum in the sand, and making her lick it up.
Dude, me and Jasmine were sandman humping after the beach party. It was intense.
by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016
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BEAT THE SANDMAN

When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.
by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021
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Sandman Game

A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.
Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?

Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
by JJ Mccloud January 9, 2020
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