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The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.
Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.
by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019
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The New School

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.
Why are they dressed like that? It’s not Halloween.

Oh they must be from the new school
by penisflytrap19 October 25, 2019
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The New Town

The New Town of Edinburgh is 1 square mile of exquisite Georgian Houses and apartments with grand communal gardens which together form a UNESCO world heritage site.

Populated by the upper-middle and upper classes of Scotland plus the the poshest of the English students at Edinburgh University, it is the northern bastion of the Sloane Ranger (sometimes known as a “Charlotte Ranger” after the grand square in the New Town).

Rahs can be found in The Little White Pig, The Wally Dug, Kays Bar, The Cumberland and Pickles. New Town kids are educated at Fettes College, Eton College and other top British public schools.
Scotland is a ghastly place full of chippie jocks and weegies, the only glimmer of civilisation is the New Town.
by UrbaneUrban February 8, 2020
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The New Adventures of Superman

When Teri Hatcher was hot.
There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
by OD Smith January 13, 2009
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The New York Times

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.
Did you see that new article in The New York Times?
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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the new bruh moment

weh moment is the new bruh moment.
You must spread the word.
An example of how to use the new bruh moment:

"Karen took the fucking kids"
"Weh moment."
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The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm
Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one
by gilf21 July 21, 2019
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