The direct relation of the size of one's body frame in proportion to the size of one's ass (most often implying a significant–-and undesirable--disparity).
Seriously, all the cookies and crap I inhale over the holiday season are murder on my body-ass index!
by chindent April 11, 2011
An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.
Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
by SEO1988 January 20, 2010
How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
by Anthony Barfield August 23, 2008
by ....>>>.>.... January 20, 2009
The score provided by the remaining members of a game or group, after a butt-hurt member departs with a Rage Quit. Typically a 1-10 scale, with 1 being low, and 10 being high. Scores are subjective, but based on the veracity and vitriol of the departing member.
Butt Hurt: This Facebook group used to be great, but all of you racist, homophobic, misogynistic, fascist, and xenophobic assholes have made it unbearable! I hope you all get cancer and die!
Remaining Member: Rage Quit Index (RQI) = 2/10. Quite a cliché since the #2016Election. Needs to get some original material , but at least they we're passionate.
Remaining Member: Rage Quit Index (RQI) = 2/10. Quite a cliché since the #2016Election. Needs to get some original material , but at least they we're passionate.
by Dozer4Miller January 20, 2017
OSI (Operating System Index) A method to determine the level of geekiness or nerdom in an individual using the number of operating systems they use.
Larry: Lewis has so many damn computer gadgets.
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6
by daygzzz November 4, 2012