textonitus

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.

I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

Texto

A texto (n) is the phenomenon of sending an incoherent text message as the result of your phone predicting the wrong word in predictive text mode.

- That's almost as home as your mum
- Was that a bit of a texto? Did you mean as good as your mum?

by TeeJ&Hen April 17, 2010

textnoring

The act of ignoring the person you are talking with live in person because you are too distracted reading and writing texts.
A combination of Ignoring and Texting.

stop textnoring me or I'll put my clothes back on.

by mcxxii July 15, 2010

texter

Markers/highlighters.
This is Aussie slang (so it is pronounced "tex-tah").

Can you pass me that texter so I can highlight this passage?

by Klepto May 13, 2005

Textdrinking

Verb. 1. To text friends and family while you are drinking.

2. Texting people while you drinbk alone so you don't feel lonely. Could be in text form or even pictures.

#1My brother was textdrinking me last night.
#2 My buddy Rick and I were textdrinking for 6 hours last saturday. He had 12 beers and I only had 10. I sent him a pic of my first 3 beers.

by Krazy K Mooghasi June 10, 2009

Textopottumus

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

by Cassam September 4, 2010