televitch

what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV

person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*

person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"

by paz33 September 28, 2007

telebrity

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.

- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.

by himynameismarek March 29, 2009

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.

"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009

TeleGig

TeleGig is a gig "job" that is done through telecommunication.

I found a Telegig online yesterday that pays great! All I have to do is tweet about their business through my twitter account so that my followers can see!

by TeleGig Master! February 28, 2011

Televisionism

The diagnosis when one falls addicted to watching television.

Damn, your brother has a serious case of televisionism. I have yet to see him look away from the TV. He should probably go to Televisionics Anonymous.

by PoolhallJunkie2323 October 10, 2011

Televison

The Thing People Hate The Most When The Use It Most

Billy: TELEVISON IS DESTROYING AMERICA

america: i hate you

by im4r3al September 28, 2015

teleigh

Teleigh is a happy yet depressed girl who has many troubles and is still happy if she tells that to you you know she is a true friend she is intelligent and beautiful beyond compare and she never gives be ready for some good vibes she is one

Girl wow she seems so happy even though she clearly just had a hard time she's a Teleigh.

by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017