Lighting Technicians

People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off

"Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!"
"They must be a Lighting Technicians!"

by Luke Hill is pretty awesome December 20, 2008

Technicality

1: Any detail an individual person cannot remember or does not wish to take into account.
2: A small detail, especially legal or related to rules, that NOBODY remembers or cares about unless they can abuse it for something.

1: That's just a technicality! -anyone on the wrong side of an argument
2: Did you hear they let that mass-murderer off on a technicality?

Heard it!? I'm skipping town because of it!

by WolfsTrinity June 11, 2014

Brooklyn Technical High School

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.

Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

by RYAMIX January 10, 2010

Technical Rider

In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.

Please send us the "technical rider" in order to know what you want to use in our theatre.

by SHATEELA August 31, 2010

Technical Chode

Someone who brings up really minute details, therefore making them a chode

Me - He got like 20 yards on that run
John - Actually it was 19.5 yards
Me- Shut up you technical chode, go get me another beer.

by The man who knows good stuff November 30, 2010

Techies Law

Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.

The law states that:

If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.

You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.

I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.

I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.

I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.

by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011

tile technique

to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .

Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it

by Harold N. April 1, 2007