Skittle Toaster

A toaster filled with skittles that is left at your house after an raging party.

Dude that party was off the chain!
Yea it was! Best part, I found a skittle toaster in my bathroom!

by TheDman302 July 27, 2010

Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.

Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.

by Mac Handy July 24, 2017

Sentient toaster

A toaster that has feelings

J: I’m a sentient toaster

by Ace the simp July 31, 2023

Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

the toasters

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.

by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006

toastergasm

the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.

"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"

by llymbass July 22, 2007