tape monster

when your mom tries to wrap a present but instead covers it with tape in order to hide her crappy wrapping job

I got a total tape monster for my birthday! Im gonna need a machete to get that shit open.

by Graciela Mason April 23, 2009

yellow tape

to close something down

If you come fu**ing with me, I'mma yellow tape this bit** off.

by dramaqueen March 31, 2007

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

tape n' tap

when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.

A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.

by bbspo January 31, 2008

tapesht

ta*pesh*t

adjective, adverb;

1. Used to describe the number one top guy.

2. Having the best skills

origin:
hockeylifeHL

Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?

No, I missed it.

Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.

by hockeylife June 14, 2013

Tape media enthusiast

A person who has a intense love, interest, enjoyment, and/or approval with tape-based media formats (such as VHS, Audio cassettes, Betamax tapes, 8mm video/Video8 tapes, Hi8 tapes, MiniDV tapes, etc.). They have existed since the invention of magnetic tape.

"The tape media enthusiast i've ever seen is the inventor of this definition." - Talking VHS tape

by Ryan900USAYT April 19, 2022

Screaming Duct tape

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

by Lee2bron April 17, 2011