tallywhacker

a weird hose like object located above your sac used for modelling aeroplanes out of clay and jabbing folk in the face during prep because it is funny.

yo bruv have you seen the b52 stealth bomber i made with my tallywhacker.
yeah it stinks o cheese

by kevvy January 30, 2004

tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 8, 2003

tallon

a tall lanky fag that loves cock and smokes bongs from his ass

small dick
raped in the ass at the lakes and got his shoe stolen

by peter May 29, 2003

talloon

1. To drunkenly knock someone up.

2. To fill with semen

See: fabloppered, impregnate

"I'm gonna talloon that bitch 'til she vomits semen."

by Mustafa al-Qud March 6, 2005

tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 6, 2009

Tallywollop

Get the crap beat out of you. Can be physical or mental.

Physical- Jim gave Fred a Tallywalloping with his 9 iron
Mental- Jesus got a Tallywolloping at Halo the other day.

by Josh Parker February 29, 2004

TallonKarrde

an orgasnism that produces a magical semen

This semen,nicknamed "gew" that can reduce hunger & thirst. Among this power, it can also be an alternative to CPR, revive corpses, shapeshift into any weapon, grant wishes, clean any surface, bubbles up in the bath, allows you to breathe when you normally wouldn't be able to, makes you less ugly, and spreads smiles across the land whenenver it has been ejaculated.

When a TallonKarrde excited, it's penis releases this gew in an eruption that is more powerful than any volcano.

You cum like a TallonKarrde

by Toreru November 10, 2008