taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

taint pool

The small pool of sweat that builds up within the taint.

It's so hot my balls are swimming in a taint pool

by ryelou October 21, 2007

Tain Ride

Short for 'Mountain Ride'. To drive along a mountain road, smoking Marijuana. It has thought to have originated in Northeast PA.

"Yo man, you wanna go on a tain ride?" "Yeah, let's go grab a blunt and well hit the tain before school"

by Diesel12590 March 24, 2010

taint complaint

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

taint second

an amount of time that is as long as it needs to be but as short as it can be.

Mary, can you give me a taint second?!

by jazzlover October 18, 2014

Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint

Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.

by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008