Testically

Technically but it’s testically speaking

Testically I have a fat cock

by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.

Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.

by randypandy November 1, 2010

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.

Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae

by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

metro tactical

1. When a person wears lo-profile tactical clothing and gear to a completely civilian event in an attempt to look cool. 2. When a person not related to military or law enforcement dresses in tactical clothing for no reason other then to get attention. Related to tactical fabulous.

Dude, could you be less metro tactical, we are only going to a movie.

by d_press September 17, 2018

mozul tactical

When your significant other is not paying attention during sex and you squeeze out a deadly fart (bomb).

Significant other: "Wait what's that smell???"

You: "MOZUL TACTICALLLLL"

by PrincessCat69 March 10, 2019