Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022

chunky twix

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.

flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Twix Twink

A Twix Twink is a Twink specifically for someone who likes Twix Candy.

Person 1: Oh, they like eating Twix.
Person 2: Really? What a Twix Twink.

by alastairplays March 1, 2021

twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

by KAY!&@( November 3, 2021

Left Twix

Right Twix but the left one. WOAH

Left Twix are goated.

by goat_ed October 27, 2025