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Twaster

Time Waster.

Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.

People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.

Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.

Bad or painful foreplay
Best used in Retail:
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla

Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!

Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.

Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.
by askme1 August 10, 2014
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twats

1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006
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twassack

Like wassack but was formed in northern ireland,i misheard a friend and i thought he said twassack.
A moron,who cannot do anything to his or hers own mental capacity.
you:is this how you do it?
me:Jesus you complete and utter twassak.
by chris armstrong May 3, 2005
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twats

Who would you check out the twat on her?!

Man that is one hair twat!
by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004
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twatsauce

feminina pussy sap
my flopulator is covered with twatsauce
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twaps

That car is rolling on twaps
by tyler May 7, 2004
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Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a group of socially inept and nauseating people. In extreme circumstances it can be used in the singular form i.e a cage of twat.
"I don't want to go for a drink with that cage of twats."

"Why are you surprised? He is a cage of twat."
by uncaged April 9, 2010
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