TUIF

Acronym for "Thank Universe it's Friday". Can also be used as an acronym for "Thank You it's Friday". Used to compliment God (Universe) or any person (You) for the occasion of the weekend that everybody can enjoy off from work or school.

"TUIF", I can't wait for the weekend.

"TUIF" tomorrow!

During the business meeting on Friday I shouted "TUIF".

I can't believe my Boss came in late on Friday and made us stay longer on a "TUIF".

by Nunuska November 8, 2019

tilf

Teacher I'd like to fuck.

Monsieur Valla is suuuuuuuch a tilf!

by meowingtons July 24, 2011

TRILF

A member of the Star Trek Trill species that I'd like to fuck.

Well, Jadzia and Ezri are both TRILFs.

by Hausdorff January 24, 2014

TRILF

Tomb Raider I'd Like to Fuk (spelt wrong on purpose)

Look at Lara in that Catsuit, that's soooo TRILF!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall July 11, 2009

TILF

Toddler I'd Like To Fuck

"I know shes only 4 but she is a total TILF"

by Juan Z December 25, 2005

Twilf

n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.

He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

by Anthony A. Aardvark September 29, 2006

TILF

With so many cases of students having sex with their teachers, and vice-versa, I have come up with a new word. TILF(teacher I'd like to fuck).

Our gym teacher is a TILF

by Haxxxess December 4, 2004