TUIF 

Acronym for "Thank Universe it's Friday". Can also be used as an acronym for "Thank You it's Friday". Used to compliment God (Universe) or any person (You) for the occasion of the weekend that everybody can enjoy off from work or school.

"TUIF", I can't wait for the weekend.

"TUIF" tomorrow!

During the business meeting on Friday I shouted "TUIF".

I can't believe my Boss came in late on Friday and made us stay longer on a "TUIF".

TUIF by Nunuska November 8, 2019

tuifua 

the best name in TONGA

im a tuifua

tuifua by lagatila May 9, 2022

TUIFU

Military short for The Ultimate In Fuck Ups, the last step in the chain which starts with SNAFU.

Good lord, this place is TUIFU! Nothing to do but dump and restart.

TUIFU by DannyBoy2k September 20, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016