italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Island of misfit toys

Employee over qualified and under paid at work

auto engineer assembling auto parts together on the island of misfit toys

by the mittster August 17, 2010

Billion Surprise Toys

Elsa Gate But Good

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You

by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021

squishy toys

breasts,most commonly on females,but can be found on men unfortunately. they provide countless hours of entertainment and amusement throughout a mans life.

I want to motor boat those squishy toys.

by p-low July 22, 2010

kb toys

the gayest place to work

Hey, be glad you dont work at Kb Toys.

by emberbob August 31, 2006

bag of toys

A term used to describe how pathetically strung-out and/or hungover - the morning after a night of excessive drugs and/or alcohol - someone feels. A feeling of being totally out of it. Wrecked. Totalled.

Scott: "Good afternoon Johnny, how do you feel after last night?"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

tinkle toys

A euphemism for the private parts of a clown as brought about by the January 9, 2010 post on the Cake Wrecks website.

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys."

by Jo Sterling January 9, 2010