Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
Get the top hat trickmug. French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
Get the french top hatmug. A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
Get the san diego top hatmug. A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022
Get the Top Hat Tattoomug. Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023
Get the Small top hatmug. When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
by haskdj November 14, 2011
Get the Tiajuana Top Hatmug.