toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

Tool Bag

A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.

Look at that tool bag, sweet paint on abs bro!

by garycolemanisag July 4, 2011

tool bag

Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.

Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life

by Bill O'Donnell January 16, 2009

tool bag

The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.

"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"

by mikeymike4g63 January 14, 2008

Toolage

Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"

"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017

Toolballed

The feeling when someone plays only a part of a tool song

AHH dont skip Lateralus , you just Toolballed me

by Sp1ffy April 12, 2021

Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

by jamaaly May 6, 2011